I'm NOT that STAN !

[FarmerTan]

I see the Mods have "Mod"ernized my "tag line?" or "nickname?"

I have a feeling I know who it was.... This TRULY couldn't have happened to a less likely fellow. What have I ever done to deserve this? My mom NAMED me FarmerTan! True story doggone!

 

[Tanuki]

I am the one true FarmerStan the Man! This is an outrage. I want it back and I want it now!

 

[FarmerTan]

@Tanuki , I recommend you bring your complaint directly to @KeenDogg ..... He looks kinda guilty in his profile pic!

 

[Tanuki]

I believe in moderation in all things. @KeenDogg is looking perhaps a bit immoderate these days. If that is "guilty" what does "bat bomb berserk" look like?

 

[FarmerTan]

I believe in moderation in all things. @KeenDogg is looking perhaps a bit immoderate these days. If that is "guilty" what does "bat bomb berserk" look like?

Well, it sure don't look like Jimmy Stewart!..... Unless he's talking to a rabbit no one else sees?

 

[cleanshaved]

It's a silent S.

 

[SharpieB]

 

[Lefonque]

Doh!

 

[Rhody]

Or the Maytag repairman..

 

[FarmerTan]

Or the Maytag repairman..

That is not funny! If this keeps up I will be forced to speak with a Moderator! Darn it @Rhody ! I'm an RN and a Gentleman Farmer, NOT a StanMan!

 

[SharpieB]

That is not funny! If this keeps up I will be forced to speak with a Moderator! Darn it @Rhody ! I'm an RN and a Gentleman Farmer, NOT a StanMan!

Stan, I would report him. The way he treats a very serious and upstanding B&B citizen like you is inexcusable. It's an infringement on your constitutional rights. It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous.

 

[FarmerTan]

Stan, I would report him. The way he treats a very serious and upstanding B&B citizen like you is inexcusable. It's an infringement on your constitutional rights. It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous.

You mock me?!?

No one has EVER called me Stan, and I am not Man enough to start to allow it now!

 

[Ace the Masta]

Stan, I would report him. The way he treats a very serious and upstanding B&B citizen like you is inexcusable. It's an infringement on your constitutional rights. It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous.

Its definitely preposterous! How can we treat an ambassador like this!

 

[FarmerTan]

Its definitely preposterous! How can we treat an ambassador like this!

Bring it to the attention of my mother! They will ALL be grounded for a month!

 

[Ace the Masta]

Bring it to the attention of my mother! They will ALL be grounded for a month!

now just a doggone minute, we've gotta end this before you go doing something silly stan!

 

[hairless wonder]

If you're not FarmerStan the Man, which Stan are you? Are you the middle eastern nurse, NurseStan? Are you the razor and brush holder, ShaveStand? Are you the minor bureaucrat, RubberStanmp?

 

[ewk]

 

[T.Orso]

Credit to @malocchio for finding these.

 

[ewk]

 

[SharpieB]

You mock me?!?

No one has EVER called me Stan, and I am not Man enough to start to allow it now!

Sorry, Stan. Won’t happen again.