1. Whoever invented autocorrect should burn in hello.
2. Chuck Norris went to Burger King and ordered a Big Mac - and got one.
2. Chuck Norris went to Burger King and ordered a Big Mac - and got one.
Lol, I'm thinking he was praising ALL the jokes posted to that point! So...........Well - feel free to contribute a better one!
It sure comes across as that he didn't like my lead-in jokes.Lol, I'm thinking he was praising ALL the jokes posted to that point! So...........
THE JOKE'S ON YOU!
Hey folks, I'm here all week! (Kinda literally. My wife won't know I'm dead till I start decomposing in my Lazyarseboy, with my phone in hand, with a half written, half witted reply on a B&B thread!
Ha! You're right. But maybe he's like me: I honestly JUST NOW saw/read your post. Or knowing @Billski THAT was supposed to be funny! The dude can be hilarious, to me. Subtle sense of humor, unlike my "hit ya over the head" humor.It sure comes across as that he didn't like my lead-in jokes.
Mark Twain is a classic. Keep them coming.Somebody better laugh at my joke, or I'll be forced to tell another one!
Drier than a popcorn fart doggone!Are you telling me his humor is DRY? Lol!