Once upon a time I started wet shaving to save money ...
Then I met RAD, BAD, SAD, and all its cousins
And we lived happily ever after
Then I met RAD, BAD, SAD, and all its cousins
And we lived happily ever after
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Perfect!Man, I'm scared to jump in now. But here goes.
Q: Where do Martians keep their armies?
A: In their sleevies.
I love watching North Woods Law on Animal Planet. Which episode had Mark Twain on it?Here's a story I love to tell. Let's see if I can remember...
It seems Mark Twain was traveling home in a train after going fishing somewhere in Maine? New England somewhere I think. Out of season.
A guy sits next to him and Mr Twain commences to brag about all the fish he caught. He turns to the man and asks, " by the way, who are you?"
The stranger says, "I'm the game warden around these parts. Who are you?"
Twain replies, "the biggest dam liar you ever met!"
I'm so twentieth century! I've never even heard of this show.I love watching North Woods Law on Animal Planet. Which episode had Mark Twain on it?
It's a good show. They filmed in Maine from 2013-2017, and since then its been in New Hampshire.I'm so twentieth century! I've never even heard of this show.
Thanks for that clip! Looks like a great show.It's a good show. They filmed in Maine from 2013-2017, and since then its been in New Hampshire.
Man, I'm so easy to get to giggling nowadays!
I had a VERY small stroke in my frontal lobe, and the only lasting effect has been uncontrollable giggles. Not inappropriate, I mean it's always something funny (at least to me) that triggers it, but it stops when it stops; I have no control.
I hope it never happens when I'm on trial for something. ESPECIALLY if I'm innocent! But it would make for an excellent chapter in my life story I'll never right...
Man, you ever date a beautiful woman, and you just couldn't get past the lady's laugh? That was me with her. I KNOW! No politics and religion, but Ghandi could have been her running mate and I just couldn't do it. That and her lazy pronunciation style. Trump and his 600 werd voculary made this almost a toss of the coin for me!
I'm leaving for Fla in a few days. You just know that I will be stealing this joke to tell all my Baptist friends! It's fun to see them look around to see who's watching before they laugh at a joke like that!I'd give my left and right you know what to be in Hawaii right now!
Yep, I don't need my socks at the beach!
Oh my. This is where we need a "groaning" emoji. I laughed, but I have an excuse!What do you call a group of men waiting for a shave?
A barbercue.
We do, indeed. And my joke deserved at least one - but that's its charm!Oh my. This is where we need a "groaning" emoji. I laughed, but I have an excuse!
I suppose that one where the little yeller round feller slaps himself in face, like a palm slap would werk...We do, indeed. And my joke deserved at least one - but that's its charm!
Here's another Mark Twain story. Unless I mess it up....
So old Sam Clemens was getting a haircut. The barber, making conversation, like all us GREAT hair cutters do, especially with a new customer, asks ole Sam, "You going to see that Mark Twain feller talk tonight? I hear it's standing room only."
To which Sam replies, "Dang it! Seems I have to stand everytime I see that man speak!"
I love Twain anecdotes. Here's one for you.