The goatee stroking seems to become automatic. Now all you need is a PhD in mad scientist and to develop a maniacal laughI stroke my goatee instead. It is much more satisfying. Posting my complaints here is even more fun!
~doug~
I would rather shave than have a beard.
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On a side note, before WhichyPoo left for work Friday morning at the breakfast table she asked me how much longer I was going to keep the goatee, and I responded with "When your attitude toward my shaving changes."
WhichyPoo then claims she changed her attitude a long time ago, so I came back with, "I still have to put up a sign when I shave, I still have to ask you to be quiet when I am shaving, and I still can't shave whenever I want to."
No reply.
~doug~
WhichyPoo then claims she changed her attitude a long time ago, so I came back with, "I still have to put up a sign when I shave, I still have to ask you to be quiet when I am shaving, and I still can't shave whenever I want to."
No reply.
~doug~
We musta married sisters!
They're all sisters.
As my good friend Randy Travis once said, " forever and ever, Amen!"
I hope she can cook. Otherwise, he won't get much in exchange for her...
Lol, mine can cook, and she doesn't enjoy spending money, still easy on my old eyes.... so I just treat her like the woman in the old Geritol commercial, "my wife, ..... I think I'll keep her!"
Man. I sure hope that lady that hangs out here on Badger and Blade that walks a minimum of 15,000 steps Every. Single. Day don't read this post.
I'm pretty sure my Lovely War Department and @Intrigued are secret pen pals and there will sure be heck to pay if they speak to one another before I get my bags packed!
I just KNEW you two have a connection!I think she mighta said she'd help you pack.
I promise I'll behave the rest of the day....
I always tell her my NEXT wife is gonna be a lot dumber than she is.
She always says that she'd have to be to marry me, especially the shape I'm in!
She ALWAYS has a comeback. That's why my Dad loved her. First time he met her he told me I should marry her. He met her the same day I did! He knew she'd keep me in line.
He also used to tell us it was a good thing we married each other. That way we only ruined one good marriage!
I miss that old fert. That generation of folks are getting hard to find; too many getting called to their Reward.
But I will say this: the young folks I know (and I know literally hundreds) between 18 and 30 have the potential to save this kountry. Let's pray they do, because I have a feeling that the rest of the werld is going to need them as well.
@Intrigued , just wait till I read your response to the War Department! You'll be able to hear the laughter from mid Michigan.
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