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An e-mail I received from Dana S Mui [email protected]

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Dear Winner,
We are happy to inform you that you have emerged as a winner under the Category "B" of the 2008 Online UK Lottery (International Promotion) held on the 4th of October 2008 in London.
Your e-mail address was attached to the Batch NO: P2/0056/2008 with Serial NO: 06/1055 subsequently won you the sum of £1,500,000.00 in category "B" with Ref N0:KPL/09-002/JA.
To file for the processing of your prize sum payment, you are advised to contact our Certified and Accredited claims agent for category "B" winners with the information below:
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Name: Mr. Phil Smith
E-mail: [email protected]
Fiduciary Agent
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Endeavour to provide him with the following information in your contact with him.
Names:
Telephone/Fax number:
Nationality:
Age:
Occupation:
Note that, all claims processes and clearance procedures must be duly completed early to avoid impersonation and or double claiming.
Regards,
Mrs. Dana S Mui
Online Co-ordinator
 
Some people have all the luck. Meanwhile, someone has apparently gotten my e-mail address confused with that of another gentleman with, uh, endowment problems. :rolleyes:
 
An American winning a UK lottery from several months back with the fiduciary agent named "Smith" with a Hong Kong email address?......

Wait a minute....better test this out.

Send him an email that you'd love to claim the money but currently everything you have is tied up in Nigeria. But, if he would invest just pennies on the dollar for you, he could withdraw the funds from your Certified and Accredited prince of Nigeria.
 
An American winning a UK lottery from several months back with the fiduciary agent named "Smith" with a Hong Kong email address?......

Wait a minute....better test this out.

Send him an email that you'd love to claim the money but currently everything you have is tied up in Nigeria. But, if he would invest just pennies on the dollar for you, he could withdraw the funds from your Certified and Accredited prince of Nigeria.


No its all good I just had to give him my name, date of birth and SS# and he will send the prize patrol.

Irish Moos for everyone!
 
Congrats. I won one these a while back. I'm still waiting for the money, but I'm very excited. I just had to give them my bank account information and pin number so they can transfer the money to me.
 
Some people have all the luck. Meanwhile, someone has apparently gotten my e-mail address confused with that of another gentleman with, uh, endowment problems. :rolleyes:
And I seem to not have enough RePlIcA WaTcHeS on hand to let the world know what a classy gent I am.
 
Man, you guys are suckers. Everybody knows that you'll never get the money unless you transfer them $1000 to help them get the payment organized and delivered to your house.
 
Jim, I'm just gonna need your SSN, birthdate, and mother's maiden name so that i can send you your prize. Just post that info here and I'll pass it along to the folks in Hong Kong.

:biggrin:
 
If you think these scam e-mails are as funny as I do, you HAVE to see this guys site:
http://ebolamonkeyman.com/

He baits ALL these scammers, especially the Nigerian ones, and runs them ragged. It's not a very PC site, and there is some language, etc...but it's funny nonetheless.
 
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