I officially reject the czar

[SavantStrike]

I officially reject the czar and any power he has.

I have thought long and hard over the subject and no one can control my supply of dairy products except me. I must warn those in power that if force against me is authorized, my shave den is well stocked and I have enough VDH to survive prolonged attack.

That is all.

 

[strat1117]

I officially reject the czar and any power he has.

I have thought long and hard over the subject and no one can control my supply of dairy products except me. I must warn those in power that if force against me is authorized, my shave den is well stocked and I have enough VDH to survive prolonged attack.

That is all.I love the Czar.

ME

 

[SavantStrike]

ME

Yes but since you lack the power to silence the original post, I still do not recognize the czar.

I have thought this out. This was not a knee jerk reaction to changing market forces altering the profitability of cheese futures.

 

[Shane]

This is why I'm glad I live in Baconsburgh, capital of Baconsylvania. We don't have this nonsense to deal with. Just bacon.

 

[Brodirt]

Are conversations such as this really any better than those dealing with those topics deemed anathema?

 

[strat1117]

Yes but since you lack the power to silence the original post, I still do not recognize the czar.

I have thought this out. This was not a knee jerk reaction to changing market forces altering the profitability of cheese futures.

Alas. Try though I might, I have not yet mastered the art of unringing the bell.

 

[SavantStrike]

Are conversations such as this really any better than those dealing with those topics deemed anathema?

Should the mods deem it required, I will lay down my arms provided the czar agrees to remove barriers to cheese trade.

 

[Joshua Da Silva]

Soon we're going to start having forum assassinations!

 

[Fnord5]

Bang.

 

[strat1117]

Are conversations such as this really any better than those dealing with those topics deemed anathema?

Should the mods deem it required, I will lay down my arms provided the czar agrees to remove barriers to cheese trade.

Good heavens! Are we actually taking ourselves seriously now?

 

[SavantStrike]

Good heavens! Are we actually taking ourselves seriously now?

Sometimes.

 

[strat1117]

Sometimes.

Then I must be missing something.

EDIT: Don't say it!

 

[SavantStrike]

Then I must be missing something.

Lol I just said I only take myself seriously, sometimes.

This isn't one of them .

 

[michael.scheller]

With the appropriate application of the fermented offspring of malted barley, water, hops and yeast, I find that cheese is needed less and less.

 

[mdunn]

i'll join the revolution, so long as we can put bonny prince art firmly and unquestionably on the throne - for too long the Czar and his cheddar curtain minions have been usurping his power. Now is the time to strike while theyre in internal crisis over a leadership change.

 

[blackfoot]

i'll join the revolution, so long as we can put bonny prince art firmly and unquestionably on the throne - for too long the Czar and his cheddar curtain minions have been usurping his power. Now is the time to strike while theyre in internal crisis over a leadership change.

The Czardom has never questioned the Art's position as rightful king.

As for a cheese embargo, I am not aware of any and I am surewe can reach an agreement.

Quick, I need the Minister of Propaganda and my assassin, Gollum in position ASAP!

 

[strat1117]

With the appropriate application of the fermented offspring of malted barley, water, hops and yeast, I find that cheese is needed less and less.

Oh no, my friend. Cheddar cheese with raw onion and plenty of hot mustard is the perfect accompaniment to round after round of the golden elixir.

Have you been to McSorley's (NYC) lately? It is one of the specialties of the house.

The Czardom has never questioned the Art's position as rightful king.

I didn't vote for him.

Sorry, that's mandatory any time someone mentions Art is King.

 

[SavantStrike]

i'll join the revolution, so long as we can put bonny prince art firmly and unquestionably on the throne - for too long the Czar and his cheddar curtain minions have been usurping his power. Now is the time to strike while theyre in internal crisis over a leadership change.

Hear hear!!!

To arms!!!

 

[blackfoot]

I didn't vote for him.

Sorry, that's mandatory any time someone mentions Art is King.

Of course. We can't pass up a Monty Python reference.

 

[blackfoot]

Hear hear!!!

To arms!!!

Let us be reasonable. It is the policy of the Great Czar to not carry out political assassinations. However, we do not want anything unfortunate to befall you. Psst, where is that horse head? I am sure we can make an offer you won't refuse.