I will be able to get back to blinding the town while I ride my bicycle (you can't un-see a fat man in spandex).
I've got the spandex! Unfortunately on furlough from biking until we get this house out of quarantine.
Is there a connection between cycling and a desire for kilts? This thread suggests that. I fought off the kilt urge when last attending the Highland Games, but my garage is overfilled with bicycles and I have an oversupply of spandex bibs.