From Five Easy Pieces:
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Classic indeed.
The real answer is corned beef hash, two eggs over easy, two slices of toast . . . buttered.
And to prove what a Cretan I am . . . can I have a bottle of ketchup?
Reminds me of a hamburger chain I went to in Seattle. All hamburgers came with mayo. I said mustard please. They said all came with mayo, but I could buy a mustard packet for 10 cents. I said can't you just make on and hold the mayo and I'll pay extra for the mustard.
Answer - no sir, all hamburgers come with mayo.
I could've screamed.
... but they don't actually get any food, do they?Life lesson: unless you live in the movies, don't pi55 off folks who handle your food before you get it...
Clearly, what they had there was a failure to communicate.
Uh, Gaston! A bucket for monsieur.I usually just say "I'll have the lot."
Clearly, what they had there was a failure to communicate.
'Mah boy kin eat fifty eggs'
'No substitutions. He can have a three-egg omlette.'
'Give him sixteen three egg omlettes. Hold the fries. Hold the toast. Give him a seventeenth omlette, hold the fries, hold the toast, and hold the third egg. Then you haven't broken any rules."
"Where should I hold the third egg, and all that toast and fries?"
"See that guy over there? Just put it in his bucket."