"Self appointed king of Arkoland"
Don't you Kanadians use metric? What do the English use? I know that I'd be robbed blind by their money system. Farthings, Shillings, Pounds.... WAY to confusing for a simple boy like me, a product of the glorified babysitting I got in the Michtigen Publik Skool System... The teachers should have been able to beat kids when they entered the Skool House back in the 60's and 70's.Translation from metric to ‘Merican… a millimetre is like an inch, but a lot smaller.
I hope that helps.
If I'd have had to teach kids like me I'd have joined the circus, and I am literally scared to death of clowns.