How much aftershave per shave do you use?

[DonOhio]

Turn out the lights, spin around 3 times fast. With eyes closed, dash some into both palms simultaneously. Slap palms on face, sponge oversplash from wall with underwear. Put on underwear.

I do that and no one bothers me all day. Especially after I describe the process to them.

Applying cologne is MUCH more involved, and I have to set the alarm 20 minutes early.

 

[Oglethorpe]

They don't call them a splash for nothing.
Wear your swim trunks.

+1

1/8 - 1/4 bottle per shave? Yeah, that's about right.

 

[Swampfox]

It depends on the AS. With PCVIBR I prefer to hold the bottle above my head, and let is warm spiciness flow from head to toe. With other AS, as much as humanity will permit. I prefer everyone to smell the aroma of my fresh shave 2 miles away.