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How much aftershave per shave do you use?

Turn out the lights, spin around 3 times fast. With eyes closed, dash some into both palms simultaneously. Slap palms on face, sponge oversplash from wall with underwear. Put on underwear.

I do that and no one bothers me all day. Especially after I describe the process to them. :thumbup1:

Applying cologne is MUCH more involved, and I have to set the alarm 20 minutes early.
It depends on the AS. With PCVIBR I prefer to hold the bottle above my head, and let is warm spiciness flow from head to toe. With other AS, as much as humanity will permit. I prefer everyone to smell the aroma of my fresh shave 2 miles away.
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