I try to stay away from drama. But sometimes it just...
I was at a family get-together, and I dressed as Santa for the younger kids. Everything goes well, except my brother-in-law's friend is there. Drunk. This is my brother-in-law's home and the first time I've met said friend, so I figured as long as he's not being belligerent I'll be nice.
Friend sits on my lap and starts the goofy adult-talking-to-Santa stuff. There are a few weird looks going around, then friend grabs my... genitals. Brother-in-law looks me in the eye and removes all of the kids from the room.
I stand up, grab friend by the throat, and lift him up. I say some rather unkind words to him in a hushed voice. Brother-in-law comes in and asks me to let him go. Friend has to leave now.
So... how is your holiday going?
I was at a family get-together, and I dressed as Santa for the younger kids. Everything goes well, except my brother-in-law's friend is there. Drunk. This is my brother-in-law's home and the first time I've met said friend, so I figured as long as he's not being belligerent I'll be nice.
Friend sits on my lap and starts the goofy adult-talking-to-Santa stuff. There are a few weird looks going around, then friend grabs my... genitals. Brother-in-law looks me in the eye and removes all of the kids from the room.
I stand up, grab friend by the throat, and lift him up. I say some rather unkind words to him in a hushed voice. Brother-in-law comes in and asks me to let him go. Friend has to leave now.
So... how is your holiday going?