Well, if I ever become a vampire, it looks like I'll be set in terms of smoking. I wonder how 2000 year old Virginias might taste.
With my 4 to 5 bowls a day (28 to 35 bowls a week), that should last me 67 years.Well, if I ever become a vampire, it looks like I'll be set in terms of smoking. I wonder how 2000 year old Virginias might taste.
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With my 4 to 5 bowls a day (28 to 35 bowls a week), that should last me 67 years.
I can live with that.
Better than the alternative!I still have enough to pretty much last me for the rest of my life.
In 5 years they will find a cure to heart disease. 10 years cancer. 20 years full body transplants from lab grown donors. You might never die.
I'm not sure I want to live 2000 years as an 85 year old codger.In 5 years they will find a cure to heart disease. 10 years cancer. 20 years full body transplants from lab grown donors. You might never die.
I'm not sure I want to live 2000 years as an 85 year old codger.
Jonathan Swift's Struldbrugs! They were immortals, but each was an old man, not eternally youthful.I'm not sure I want to live 2000 years as an 85 year old codger.
Well, if I ever become a vampire, it looks like I'll be set in terms of smoking. I wonder how 2000 year old Virginias might taste.
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"Please. If every vampire who said he was at the Crucifixion was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock."Well, if I ever become a vampire, it looks like I'll be set in terms of smoking. I wonder how 2000 year old Virginias might taste.
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