I give you...The Shifty! Yeah, it's a big handle. It's heavy. But hey, this is a manly endeavor, right? It's a TGN Premium Silvertip. I like it, therefore it's a success!
I don't think it'd work for my lathering style, but a lot of handles wouldn't, including plenty of classics (e.g., the Simpson's Polos). If it works for you, then there's nothing to laugh at!