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Fusion Chrome Collection POWER RAZOR

I was at Nordstrom's this past weekend. AOS had a pleasant lady demonstrating all of her products. She was particularly pleased with the Fusion Chrome Collection Power Razor which had a list price of $182. Among the "great" features of this latest marvel was a built in spotlight! Perfect for those of us who like to shave in the dark.

I noticed that on the AOS website this "beauty" is now on sale for only $150. http://www.theartofshaving.com/shop/product/92227/8 :w00t:

So all of you DE fans who yearn for the new Feather or Pils razors can get this engineering marvel instead. After all, the new Feather and Pils won't let you shave in the dark. :blink:
 
I was at Nordstrom's this past weekend. AOS had a pleasant lady demonstrating all of her products. She was particularly pleased with the Fusion Chrome Collection Power Razor which had a list price of $182. . .

It helps to be pleasant if you hope to persuade people to waste their money like that.:glare:
 
A spotlight! You have got to be kidding me. What's next, a built in toothbrush and floss dispenser? I think the engineers at Gillette get drunk at work and actually believe the crap their making is wonderful.
 
I'm thinking a laser level should be the next step. Then I could at least get my sideburns even. "Course, I'd have to switch back to cart shaving. :eek: No, anything but that.
 
What was so shocking was this lady thought this was the greatest thing for shaving. When I told her the products and razors I used she thought this was back to the dark ages.
 
Who would have thought that Gillette would be selling a vibrator to men with a razor attached? I saw one of these at the drug store today.

I thought of Fred Flintstone, who used a clam shell to catch a bee to make the buzzing noise while he shaved with it. Same thing.
 
The Fusion's engineers intend the spotlight to dazzle and blind you while they steal your wallet. Again. Their next razor will have a big button that you push and a boxing glove on a spring pops out and punches you in the face.
 
Why dost thy jest.:001_smile This razor is destined to become the 195 of the next century.:lol: Shiny,extremely rare and at best a mediocre shaver.:biggrin1:
 
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