I don’t drink. But do what I call stupid buys on occasion. Usually when I’ve had a rough day. I guess some part of me thinks I’ll feel better. I don’t. I bought two YOYOs last time. One semi responsive and one Duncan butterfly.
Priceless!Guilty
I woke up a 2 a.m. one morning in a panic because I recalled drunkenly purchasing a samurai sword off ebay. My wife is used to random things showing up in the mail, but I didn't want to have to explain why I neeeeeded a samurai sword. She wouldn't care; she would just shake her head and say, "dumba**."
I bolted out of bed, ran to the computer to check my emails. Nothing. I checked Paypal. Nothing. I went to ebay to look at my search history. Nothing. I hadn't even searched for a sword.
Turns out I dreamed the whole sword purchase, but I buy enough stuff when I'm drinking that I thought it had happened.
When I was still drinking Al Gore hadn't gotten around to inventing the interwebs, so I just fished a lot and played softball, poorly.I tend to find other things to do when drinking.
The 30 sticks of arko is my only regrettable drunk purchase. My most expensive was ABC soap and apricot hull aftershave but I love it.Ah, a man after my own heart.
The only thing I've bought that was relatively expensive was a Dunhill estate pipe after a few glasses of scotch. I don't regret that though. Glad to have it.
There isn't enough alcohol in the world for me to do that.How much do you have to drink to order 30 sticks of Arko?
That's not stupid, it's greatI don’t drink. But do what I call stupid buys on occasion. Usually when I’ve had a rough day. I guess some part of me thinks I’ll feel better. I don’t. I bought two YOYOs last time. One semi responsive and one Duncan butterfly.