In a startling move, scientests have declared Pluto is no longer a planet and has been demoted to dwarf planet status. Poor Pluto.
... high up in space far far away, a dwarf planet called Pluto opens his eyes and is laughing hard and while looking down on earth he screams: "Screw you all, I don't need you!! Contrary: you WANT to research me, I don't give a damn about you!! And you know what? I'm miles ahead of anything you could ever dream of! HAH! There, I've said it! I'm even gonna say more: Even if you would be able to travel much faster, you can't even touch me in a proper and timely manner and I would still stay a mystery for all of you! Haha, beat that you little earthlings! I know better! You can try as much as you want but I will decide what I let you do and do not know of me! Don't even think that this reclassification will change anything on my end! I'm still the most mysterious and most interesting planet!"Flyer said:That must suck...you show up for work every day for over four billion years, and you show up one day and find out you're out on your ***...
Flyer said:That must suck...you show up for work every day for over four billion years, and you show up one day and find out you're out on your ***...
fuerein said:I think that the current definition is better than the originally proposed one. Seemed like the originally proposed one made nearly anything a planet. At least this way the definition is fairly limiting. Truth is though I don't doubt that this settles the matter. I'm betting astronomers and planetary scientists will be arguing over what the true definition of planet should be for quite some time.