i never wear shorts. linen pants all summer long.
Rules:
Shorts are ok between late april and mid september as long as the outside temperature is above 70F. Shorts are only ok after dusk if the outside temperature is above 80F and during the months of July and August.
Shorts are an acceptable part of formal attire as long as they are part of a morning suit (or short suit) and the event is to take place out side during the day during the months summer. For example I wore a 3 peice short suit with a tie to a good friends wedding last July and was not out of place.
Taste:
Shorts should fall between 4 and 8 inches above your knee. They should never have cargo pockets. If wearing shorts with a collared shirt the sleeves of the shirt should be rolled up at least once. Shorts should generally not be worn with suspenders or braces. Shorts should only be of linen or seersucker in the hight of summer. The silhouette of shorts is very important as they have a much smaller area to create it.
Pretty much standard attire all year here in Arizona. I prefer the cargo type and wear them with camp shirts or Hawaiian shirts. I do not wear them to work, but a lot of people can and do. I live in a casual state and like it.
Substitute Austin for AZ, and that's me.
Pretty much standard attire all year here in Arizona. I prefer the cargo type and wear them with camp shirts or Hawaiian shirts. I do not wear them to work, but a lot of people can and do. I live in a casual state and like it.
You sound upset about this. Not "angry" per se, but ...Typical scenario on the extremely rare occasion that I have ever worn shorts:
Wife says, "It's going to be hot today. Why don't you wear those new shorts I bought for you?"
Heavy sigh... alright. Put shorts on and blistering hot sun burns the dickens out of my legs, SPF 30 didn't quite cut it. Bugs! Holy crap! I have quadrupled the the surface area to be attacked by bugs. Wind starts to blow softly and greatly annoys me as it disturbs the hair on my legs. Wind brings in cooler air. It's starting to get a little too cold for shorts, but we move to the bonfire. The radiant heat from the flames feels greaaaat against my now sunburned legs. Horseflies have gone to bed but now the mosquitoes are attacking, spray mosquito repellent on top of sunscreen. Finally I walk back to my cottage to put on long pants. I could have just put them on in the morning and saved all the hassle.
Shorts are like sandals, they look like regular clothing, but they leave you dangerously exposed.
Those who embrace high fashion always end up looking stupid eventually.