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Dana O'Briain on the Fusion razor

Saw this DVD last weekend - hilarious! Particularly liked the line about how you were going to access the "fifth blade".

I'm afraid I came over all shave geeky and told the folks I was watching this with, that there is actually a six blade monster now.
 
Saw this DVD last weekend - hilarious! Particularly liked the line about how you were going to access the "fifth blade".

I'm afraid I came over all shave geeky and told the folks I was watching this with, that there is actually a six blade monster now.

You must be the life of the party :lol:


"The low hum of the fusion reactor..."

:lol::lol::lol:
 
This bguy is really funny, its worth looking out for his weekly quiz programme, mock the week on bbc2 on a thursday.. brilliant.

theres a 6 blade razor??? oh dear whats happening to the world
 

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That was great, thanks for posting!
 

Thanks, Jan. If I weren't already so jaded by how stupid razor producers must think we all are, I'd be gobsmacked at how inane this thing is. It is nothing short of comical. But I guess if Gillette could look at that Onion article and still market the Fusion with a straight face, anything is possible. Having said that, if Dorco blades are as dull as everyone says, maybe they really do require six of them to give a halfway decent shave.
 
Thanks, Jan. If I weren't already so jaded by how stupid razor producers must think we all are, I'd be gobsmacked at how inane this thing is. It is nothing short of comical. But I guess if Gillette could look at that Onion article and still market the Fusion with a straight face, anything is possible. Having said that, if Dorco blades are as dull as everyone says, maybe they really do require six of them to give a halfway decent shave.

There is another 6 blade called the Shavemate Titan as well. It has a shaving cream cartridge in the handle :001_tt1:.
 
There is another 6 blade called the Shavemate Titan as well. It has a shaving cream cartridge in the handle :001_tt1:.

Oh yeah...I remember the Titan for its handle. I forgot it had six blades. My memory lapses on these razors is either due to the fact that I profoundly do not care about them, or I'm repressing the horrible thought of their existence from my consciousness. Or maybe both.
 
ive never read that onion article before, had me in stiches.

What blows my mind is it was written almost a full two years before the Fusion came out, and almost every single thing they absurdly prophesized actually did happen two years later. I almost wonder if the folks at Gillette R&D read the article and thought their CEO actually wrote it.
 
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