My brush follows me after shaving into a room that currently enjoys air-conditioning. It dries and judges me.
Speaking of judgement, I noticed your photogenic aphid-eaters don’t have the same urinary tract issues as Gnomes du Nederland. Is it because chocolate insects are heartier than resin-cast humanoids, the dangers of Salter shaving cream outweighing the healthfulness of Vitos Extra Scrappy Coco*, or the gnomes’ closer proximity to the Atlantic Ocean?
*= known by some as “Vitos Extra Super Coco” and others as “Vitos Extra Super Rosso+”
Speaking of judgement, I noticed your photogenic aphid-eaters don’t have the same urinary tract issues as Gnomes du Nederland. Is it because chocolate insects are heartier than resin-cast humanoids, the dangers of Salter shaving cream outweighing the healthfulness of Vitos Extra Scrappy Coco*, or the gnomes’ closer proximity to the Atlantic Ocean?
*= known by some as “Vitos Extra Super Coco” and others as “Vitos Extra Super Rosso+”