After warily crossing over into DE's, then SE's and injectors, I thought Straights might be next. Now I've decided - I'm definitely growing a full beard!!!
Glad you're okay and have retained your sense of humor! Thanks for sharing.
I think he staged this accident to keep people away from straights in the hopes that dubl duck prices would come down.
There is no risk of those prices coming down, so just jump in, it's perfectly safe
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