Couldn’t Help Myself

[martym]

Went to South Padre Island’s Andy Bowie Park. They charge an entry fee. I refused to pay. I was laughing so hard I nearly wet myself.
The park attendant couldn’t understand.
The sign right in front read: NO TRESPASSING AFTER 8pm.
It was 4 in the afternoon so I figured it was okay to trespass and I didn’t see a need to pay.
Not even the local park Ranger understood. So I paid before they threw me in jail.
My poor wife was just shaking her head.

 

[Bakker1964]

 

[martym]

Band of Brothers is special.

 

[Doc4]

Band of Brothers is special.

[SOBEL]But the sign clearly states that trespassing is not permitted after 20.00 hours ... which means it IS permitted prior to 20.00 hours, isn't that right, private? Now, stand aside and consider yourself on report. Leave cancelled.[/SOBEL]

 

[martym]

That’s what I thought too!! But Sobel didn’t understand or care!!

 

[Mr. Scruffy]

 

[martym]

Mr. Scruffy understands.