The heavens parted and angels sung as I walked into the antique shop today. The air smelled of jasmine and the laughter of children filled my ears,,, all was right with the world. This day, no harm would come to a faithful hunter seeking a razor in the wild. On this day,,,BY GOD, and he alone the planets aligned for me and only me.................
Maidens beckoned me with come hither glances. Tempting me to sin and fall from grace, from my purpose, my vocation. I would not be hindered. BE DAMN, you harlots! , I cried out. Lord, give me strength; cast them down into the pits of eternal hell fire. Allow me safe passage on your noble quest.
As I breached the Hell Cats lair in the distance I saw the steely glinting sparkle of metal. Was it Satans crown,,Neh it could not be,,Excalibur? Nope not in this story,,,By all thats Holy,,,was it the barrel of a Red Ryder BB gun with an adjustable rear sight and a stained solid wood stock with a lariat logo and a stamped metal receiver with saddle ring and leather thong. Crossbolt trigger-block safety? By the god they toy with my heart, twisting like a marionette. Besides I didn't want to shoot my eye out.
It was,,,,,,,it was,,,,,,,THIS
Maidens beckoned me with come hither glances. Tempting me to sin and fall from grace, from my purpose, my vocation. I would not be hindered. BE DAMN, you harlots! , I cried out. Lord, give me strength; cast them down into the pits of eternal hell fire. Allow me safe passage on your noble quest.
As I breached the Hell Cats lair in the distance I saw the steely glinting sparkle of metal. Was it Satans crown,,Neh it could not be,,Excalibur? Nope not in this story,,,By all thats Holy,,,was it the barrel of a Red Ryder BB gun with an adjustable rear sight and a stained solid wood stock with a lariat logo and a stamped metal receiver with saddle ring and leather thong. Crossbolt trigger-block safety? By the god they toy with my heart, twisting like a marionette. Besides I didn't want to shoot my eye out.
It was,,,,,,,it was,,,,,,,THIS
