They all start “Gillette sent me a free cartridge razor...”
Groaners are perfectly welcome. These are Dad jokes.
Groaners are perfectly welcome. These are Dad jokes.
Cartridge razor Dad jokes
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Gillette sent me a free cartridge razor... and I couldn’t even chamber it in my .44 Magnum.
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Gillette sent me a free cartridge razor... I used it once, but shaving my legs isn’t really my look.
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Gillette sent me a free cartridge razor... but I haven’t had a way to play it since I sold my ‘70 Mustang.
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You know you can do better. Step up to the mike!
Gillette sent me a free cartridge razor... so I took it out of its packaging and placed it outside.
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Gillette sent me a free cartridge razor... that’s it, I got nothing.
I’m here all week! Goodnight folks, drive safely.
I’m here all week! Goodnight folks, drive safely.
Gillette sent me a free cartridge razor... Hatemail! 
Gillette sent me a free cartridge razor..it took forever to open a can of beans with it.
Gillette sent me a free razor... almost had a heart attack.!
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Gillette sent me a free cartridge razor.. it only cost 12 bucks
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Gillette sent me a free cartridge razor... they don’t make them any better than that! These days. 
Gillette sent me a free cartridge razor...I sent it back!
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Open mike night!
Gillette sent me a free cartridge razor..... A 4 pack of replacement heads costs $17.99. last time I used a Gillette Cart the heads lasted between 1/2 a shave and 2 shaves. No thanks Gillette.
Gillette sent me a free cartridge razor..... Sorry Gillette you stopped making good razors years ago.
Gillette sent me a free cartridge razor .. so I payed it forward and gave it to the vagrant down the road last I heard he got a cup of coffee and a bun for it in trade yes he traded with a woman and yes she was blonde .
Gillette sent me a free cartridge razor ..
it felt just like Christmas with the unwrapping how I was disappointed when I finished customer complaints here I come .
it felt just like Christmas with the unwrapping how I was disappointed when I finished customer complaints here I come .
Gillette sent me a free cartridge razor the other day...Now I am just waiting for my cartridges to grow some hair so I can try it out.
