Because...
Well, let me think of how I want to say this...
It was... THE. BEST. DAMNED.SHAVE. OF. MY. LIFE.
And you'd think I'd be happy about that. Problem is, I have a large collection of DEs. I have lots of money sank into the hobby. And here, tonight, I had the best shave ever, of all-time, with a GEM 1912 that I think I paid $8 for. Why don't these things get more love? I didn't even shave carefully. I hacked at my face like I was holding a Mach 3. I made too many passes over the same area. I went ATG everywhere. I didn't receive so much as one weeper, and I even tested the quality of the shave with the notorious face torcher that is Ogalalla Bay Rum Limes and Peppercorn. It felt as innocuous as tap water on my face.
Well, let me think of how I want to say this...
It was... THE. BEST. DAMNED.SHAVE. OF. MY. LIFE.
And you'd think I'd be happy about that. Problem is, I have a large collection of DEs. I have lots of money sank into the hobby. And here, tonight, I had the best shave ever, of all-time, with a GEM 1912 that I think I paid $8 for. Why don't these things get more love? I didn't even shave carefully. I hacked at my face like I was holding a Mach 3. I made too many passes over the same area. I went ATG everywhere. I didn't receive so much as one weeper, and I even tested the quality of the shave with the notorious face torcher that is Ogalalla Bay Rum Limes and Peppercorn. It felt as innocuous as tap water on my face.
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