Boneless Chicken Banned!

[DunEdinRanger]

I just head a news report that the FDA, succumbing to pressure from People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) will announce today the closure of every single boneless chicken farm in the United States.

"Those poor caged genetically modified fowl are just flopping around in their cages and those conditions are inhuman"

So enjoy those boneless breast of chicken sandwiches and boneless wings today, folks. Soon, you won't be able to get them here!

 

[Toothpick]

 

[jamesspo]

 

[the_edski]

Good riddance to lazy boneless chicken!

 

[MicBaldy]

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Haha! I will only eat free range boneless chickens.

 

[ackvil]

So that's how they do it.

 

[Mick]

 

[Seraphim]

Now if we can likewise rid ourselves of spineless politicians we will be on the road to recovery!

 

[morgantruce]

These boneless chicken operations were no friend to drumstick lovers. What's the meaning of life... when you have nothing to hold onto?

 

[imatabor]

Now if they will close down chicken wing ranches. I always thought how cruel to have millions of wingless birds running around just so that we can enjoy an appetizer.

 

[acesn8s]

Now if they will close down chicken wing ranches. I always thought how cruel to have millions of wingless birds running around just so that we can enjoy an appetizer.

and just think of the poor wingless buffalos.

 

[Ollie4ISU]

Man do I miss The Far Side..... So many classics.

 

[August West]

Man do I miss The Far Side..... So many classics.

 

[Ollie4ISU]

 

[ouch]

I believe the commissioner's exact words were let them eat foie gras.