Oh my goodness - since I`ve landed on your lovely site lads - the Dragon noticed that I`ve been grooming more, shaving a LOT more regularly and putting nice smellys on (she doesn`t know how much good oud coming next week is Thank God) and actually using quality soap to shave - not Dawn or Fairy dish soap shaving in the kitchen sink - haha !
So I`m getting extra attention 24/7 - Thanks Lads !
So she spotted something shiny for my 59th next Friday and the email confirmation went to our joint account and I saw THIS - I nearly cried with joy and gave her a massive Russian caveman hug (I`m thin but strong lol)
- Copper Ascension Twist-Adjustable Double Open Comb Safety Razor | High Shine & Rose Gold Plated
- Platinum Strangelet Super Sharps Double Edge Blades | Epic 100 Pack!
- Replacement Buffer Rings for Ascension SELECT Safety Razor | 10 Count
Color Flare Tips for The Ascension SELECT Safety Razor or Meta-4 Safety Razor | Flare Tip Series | 316L Stainless Steel | TIP ONLYBurnt Orange
So all this is coming - she chose it all herself - she`s a smart cookie, read up and knows what makes me tick - Gawd bless `ere - I don`t care when it comes it looks gorgeous - I don`t need to read the reviews - never heard of the make - that`s why I`m here - I`m am so, so happy and lucky, lucky, lucky !
I`ll be shaving twice a day when this lands - and loving it !
Like food or sex or driving or music - if you have to do it every day - you might as well enjoy it !
I don`t think I`m worth it - but she does - the most I`ve ever spent in my life on a razor is £25 - even an antique Solingen German 19th Century carbon cut-throat !
Please don`t ask me what make it was - I was so drunk at the time I couldn`t even remember my name and address sometimes - 10 year black-out etc - Nevermind - Next !
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