"Self appointed king of Arkoland"
Thank you my friend.You have become wise through your years, no longer a grasshopper, no longer waxing on and waxing off, you now spend your days meditating, with images of Arko and razors that popup in your mind. Then when you return back to reality, you go have a shave with some Arko and a Merkur 34C. Gotta love wet shaving.
Wisdom is painful sometimes, ha. Always try to learn from other's mistakes.