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"Self appointed king of Arkoland"
You have become wise through your years, no longer a grasshopper, no longer waxing on and waxing off, you now spend your days meditating, with images of Arko and razors that popup in your mind. Then when you return back to reality, you go have a shave with some Arko and a Merkur 34C. Gotta love wet shaving.
Thank you my friend.

Wisdom is painful sometimes, ha. Always try to learn from other's mistakes.
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"Self appointed king of Arkoland"
My only advice to married guys is to watch out if the LOTH says "go ahead." That is not permission; it's a dare...
With my lovely War Department it's just a statement of fact. And I know that she'd never hold a knife to my throat unless she was ready to use it.

I mess with her all the time, it's our normal. But I don't cross any lines she put on the ground!

Lol, even an old dog has one bite left, and she ain't even old!
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