Ban the user above you!

[crleftwich]

Teppanyaki is banned for not realizing the time zone differences between users.

 

[Avvatar]

wretch-clif is banned for being a user.

 

[NPK]

Avvatar is banned because his avatar is out of focus.

 

[Teppanyaki]

NPK is banned because there is no Proraso Green in his avatar.

 

[Doc4]

econjoe is banned because I cant make out his avatar without my glasses.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!! <sobbing in background>

Hudson is banned for being from the same state as a co-worker...and I am tired of hearing all his (co-worker) stories about growing up in the hills of WV

Doc4 is banned for posting offensive audiophile material without warning.

Tony is banned for being so sentimental

(Incidentally, my brother who IS an Eagle Scout... once an Eagle, always an Eagle... attempted to start a campfire with fuel from a Coleman lantern...sigh)

Also... I really want some brownies now. Connie is banned until she brings me some.

Jessy:
I just can't help myself, but you are banned because your King Cake

baby is not wearing diapers.

But in the spirit of Lent and Mardi Gras, you are un-banned.

"Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it". Marshall McLuhan

Happy anniversary Jessy! Your still getting banned for not sharing the bacon with us.

Did you get your wife some beautiful, tasty flowers?

Spoiler

Rebarman, maybe you don't understand how things work here. I'm the only one who bans Teppan. So you're banned for impersonating an officer AND for brining up B. Spears

Jesse is banned because I haven't been on in a few days....

Jessy is hereby banned from work today. Of course, I will probably be banned for not having the authority to do so unless Jessy is his own boss.

More random necro-bannings.

 

[Intrigued]

More random necro-bannings.

Doc4 is banned for obsessive necro-banning, like something out of "Night of the Living Dead"

 

[The Count of Merkur Cristo]

"I'm really 'Intrigued'" (btw, fresh, toasted salt bagels w/ Onion Chive cream cheese are #1), is banned for not forewarning us;

"In the zombie stories, it's not our humanity that is at stake anymore. It's our survival". Stephen Graham Jones

 

[Teppanyaki]

The Count is banned because I can't get great bagels here, and a toasted New York bagel with onion chive cream cheese sounds delicious.

 

[crleftwich]

Teriyaki Chicken is banned because I'm craving a bagel with cream cheese, smoked salmon, and capers now.

 

[Teppanyaki]

Crleftwich is banned because capers are overrated. Additionally, seared salmon (sushi that has been flash seared with a torch and then topped with garlic mayo and scallions) is better than smoked salmon.

 

[cleanshaved]

The witch and yuki is banned for debating salmon and cappers, when there's a Wagyu tomahawk steak on the plate.

 

[Doc4]

I'm craving a bagel

LeftySandwich is banned for craving a bagel instead of a sandwich.

seared salmon

Teppid is banned for feeding us farmed salmon instead of wild.

Wagyu tomahawk

Triple-banned for making us all drool so much.

 

[Teppanyaki]

Doc4 is banned because his post gets in between my post and that delicious looking steak. Medium rare, too . . . too bad you misspelled "capers", btw. :-D

 

[Doc4]

Teppid is banned for Lear-ing at my dinner and thus coming between the Dragon and has banning wrath!

too bad you misspelled "capers", btw. :-D

Teppid is also banned for being anti-Capp

 

[Avvatar]

Doc4 is banned for posting cartoons which are discriminatory against professional drinkers.

 

[Teppanyaki]

Avvatar is banned because he can correctly identify the above vintage cartoon. I remember him from many decades ago.

 

[Doc4]

Avvatar is banned because he can correctly identify the above vintage cartoon. I remember him from many decades ago.

If thou dost seek to have what thou dost hide,
By self example may’st thou be denied!

... and banned.

 

[Avvatar]

Doc4 is banned this time because of that stupid, silly rhyme.

 

[Doc4]

Doc4 is banned this time because of that stupid, silly rhyme.

Awwatarr is banned for Bard Bashing.

 

[Avvatar]

Doc4 is banned for alliteration.