Yaki is banned because it is Easter and it's getting colder down here.
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Yaki is banned because it is Easter and it's getting colder down here.
Cleanshaved is banned because his toilet swirls in the wrong direction.
7102ggW is banned for thinking my toilet swirls at all.....nope, it dumps.
Cleanshaved is banned for keeping his dumping toilet a secret from the rest of the Southern Hemisphere when their toilets have been swirling in the wrong direction for so many years.
Also for being too clever by writing my name backwards
Also for being too clever by writing my name backwards
Wgg is banned because I'm not inspired enough to write their name backwards. The ban is only half as long as usual, though, because Ariana & Evans makes great soaps and it's pictured in their avatar (currently enjoying a tub of Limoncello).
Teppanyaki is banned for coming up with such a lame excuse for banning Wgg.
Sideburns is banned. My excuse is even lamer than before - my socks are very slightly scrunched up on my feet, and so they don't feel like the fit precisely as they should. Good enough.
Teppanyaki is banned for being too uninspired to pull his socks up, too uninspired to write my name backwards, and too uninspired to buy socks that don't scrunch up in the first place. Uninspired.
But I'm so uninspired by Teppanyaki's uninspiration that his ban is only whatever the exponential of a half ban would be. I didn't know how to figure that out and googled it and got this from Wikipedia:
In mathematics, a half-exponential function is a functional square root of an exponential function. That is, a function F such that F composed with itself results in an exponential function:[1][2]
F(F(x))=AB^x
for some constants A and B.
Uhm
Edited to add: this seems kind of like what happens if you google the word google. Or if you cross the streams in ghostbusters.
But I'm so uninspired by Teppanyaki's uninspiration that his ban is only whatever the exponential of a half ban would be. I didn't know how to figure that out and googled it and got this from Wikipedia:
In mathematics, a half-exponential function is a functional square root of an exponential function. That is, a function F such that F composed with itself results in an exponential function:[1][2]
F(F(x))=AB^x
for some constants A and B.
Uhm
Edited to add: this seems kind of like what happens if you google the word google. Or if you cross the streams in ghostbusters.
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Vannille de Tabaco is
for having math class (I'm only at the algebra level), during B & B time. 
"As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality". Albert Einstein
for having math class (I'm only at the algebra level), during B & B time.
@The Count of Merkur Cristo is banned because I’m at 1313 total posts and that seems like bad luck and I want to get to 1314 as quickly as possible.
Agh! It didn’t work! I’m still at 1313 posts! I ban myself in an attempt to reverse whatever horrible curse has me stuck at 1313 posts.
Vannille de Tabaco is 
because (as you know), to correct your 'post' problem...first and foremost...that's what Mods (who sometimes disguise themselves in the 'cloud' [as the B & B Illuminati] in the form of the "Penguins of Madagascar"), are for.
“[The B & B's Illuminati's greatest] strength...lies in its concealment;...”. Johann Adam Weishaupt
because (as you know), to correct your 'post' problem...first and foremost...that's what Mods (who sometimes disguise themselves in the 'cloud' [as the B & B Illuminati] in the form of the "Penguins of Madagascar"), are for.
The Count of Penguins is banned. Penguins don't shave!
The 'curious' man from Washington is banned because all the penguins I know are clean shaven.
"Penguins are one of the best [...] living lessons in caring for the planet". Charles Bergman
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