Baker's Dozen: "Open" corruption

[Price]

One missing letter utterly changes the meaning.
(titles, popular sayings, whatever)

1. Laughterhouse Five - by Kurt Vonnegut
2. Eat a dead horse
3. Actions speak louder than worms
4. Lady Chatterely’s Over ... D.H. Awrence
5. None for all, and all for none
6. Cut 'em off at the ***
7. Talc is cheap.
8. Pethouse magazine
9. Aging Bull
10. The whole nine years
11. Spit pea soup

 

[G-Dogg]

One missing letter utterly changes the meaning.
(titles, popular sayings, whatever)

1. Laughterhouse Five - by Kurt Vonnegut
2. Eat a dead horse
3. Actions speak louder than worms
4. Lady Chatterely’s Over ... D.H. Awrence
5. None for all, and all for none
6. Cut 'em off at the ***
7. Talc is cheap.
8. Pethouse magazine
9. Aging Bull
10. The whole nine years
11. Spit pea soup
12. Donald J. Rump

 

[John Rose]

8 Out of 12 so far.

 

[Neffarious]

One missing letter utterly changes the meaning.
(titles, popular sayings, whatever)

1. Laughterhouse Five - by Kurt Vonnegut
2. Eat a dead horse
3. Actions speak louder than worms
4. Lady Chatterely’s Over ... D.H. Awrence
5. None for all, and all for none
6. Cut 'em off at the ***
7. Talc is cheap.
8. Pethouse magazine
9. Aging Bull
10. The whole nine years
11. Spit pea soup
12. Donald J. Rump
13. Happy Ew Year

 

[Price]

So, umm...

@Neffarious ?

 

[Neffarious]

LOL, sorry. go ahead pleasae. I had something written, but i never hit submit, now I am travelling for work so less time and forgot what i wrote as this is my work laptop.

 

[John Rose]

 

[Doc4]

In honour of the World Cup ... corrupt a saying/motto/quote with soccer/football ...

1. Like a FIFA in the night

 

[jdp93]

In honour of the World Cup ... corrupt a saying/motto/quote with soccer/football ...

1. Like a FIFA in the night
2. Striker while the iron is hot

 

[Price]

In honour of the World Cup ... corrupt a saying/motto/quote with soccer/football ...

1. Like a FIFA in the night
2. Striker while the iron is hot
3. Left out in the coooooooooooooooollllllllllllldddddd!

 

[G-Dogg]

In honour of the World Cup ... corrupt a saying/motto/quote with soccer/football ...

1. Like a FIFA in the night
2. Striker while the iron is hot
3. Left out in the coooooooooooooooollllllllllllldddddd!
4. “It is a VAR, VAR better thing that I do, than I have ever done.”

 

[Price]

In honour of the World Cup ... corrupt a saying/motto/quote with soccer/football ...

1. Like a FIFA in the night
2. Striker while the iron is hot
3. Left out in the coooooooooooooooollllllllllllldddddd!
4. “It is a VAR, VAR better thing that I do, than I have ever done.”
5. "The aim of love is to love: Neymar, and no less."

 

[Haggises]

In honour of the World Cup ... corrupt a saying/motto/quote with soccer/football ...

1. Like a FIFA in the night
2. Striker while the iron is hot
3. Left out in the coooooooooooooooollllllllllllldddddd!
4. “It is a VAR, VAR better thing that I do, than I have ever done.”
5. "The aim of love is to love: Neymar, and no less."
6. Mr Gorbachev, shoot past that wall

 

[bberg100]

In honour of the World Cup ... corrupt a saying/motto/quote with soccer/football ...

1. Like a FIFA in the night
2. Striker while the iron is hot
3. Left out in the coooooooooooooooollllllllllllldddddd!
4. “It is a VAR, VAR better thing that I do, than I have ever done.”
5. "The aim of love is to love: Neymar, and no less."
6. Mr Gorbachev, shoot past that wall
7. SCOOORRRREEEEEE! Oops, not. Headache.

 

[beginish]

In honour of the World Cup ... corrupt a saying/motto/quote with soccer/football ...

1. Like a FIFA in the night
2. Striker while the iron is hot
3. Left out in the coooooooooooooooollllllllllllldddddd!
4. “It is a VAR, VAR better thing that I do, than I have ever done.”
5. "The aim of love is to love: Neymar, and no less."
6. Mr Gorbachev, shoot past that wall
7. SCOOORRRREEEEEE! Oops, not. Headache.
8. Cadet Hotspurs.

 

[Doc4]

In honour of the World Cup ... corrupt a saying/motto/quote with soccer/football ...

1. Like a FIFA in the night
2. Striker while the iron is hot
3. Left out in the coooooooooooooooollllllllllllldddddd!
4. “It is a VAR, VAR better thing that I do, than I have ever done.”
5. "The aim of love is to love: Neymar, and no less."
6. Mr Gorbachev, shoot past that wall
7. SCOOORRRREEEEEE! Oops, not. Headache.
8. Cadet Hotspurs.
9. I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't call football "soccer". I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them. --John Wayne

 

[beginish]

In honour of the World Cup ... corrupt a saying/motto/quote with soccer/football ...

1. Like a FIFA in the night
2. Striker while the iron is hot
3. Left out in the coooooooooooooooollllllllllllldddddd!
4. “It is a VAR, VAR better thing that I do, than I have ever done.”
5. "The aim of love is to love: Neymar, and no less."
6. Mr Gorbachev, shoot past that wall
7. SCOOORRRREEEEEE! Oops, not. Headache.
8. Cadet Hotspurs.
9. I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't call football "soccer". I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them. --John Wayne
10. Son of a Pitch

 

[Price]

In honour of the World Cup ... corrupt a saying/motto/quote with soccer/football ...

1. Like a FIFA in the night
2. Striker while the iron is hot
3. Left out in the coooooooooooooooollllllllllllldddddd!
4. “It is a VAR, VAR better thing that I do, than I have ever done.”
5. "The aim of love is to love: Neymar, and no less."
6. Mr Gorbachev, shoot past that wall
7. SCOOORRRREEEEEE! Oops, not. Headache.
8. Cadet Hotspurs.
9. I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't call football "soccer". I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them. --John Wayne
10. Son of a Pitch
11. "Red Card gives you wings!"

 

[Doc4]

In honour of the World Cup ... corrupt a saying/motto/quote with soccer/football ...

1. Like a FIFA in the night
2. Striker while the iron is hot
3. Left out in the coooooooooooooooollllllllllllldddddd!
4. “It is a VAR, VAR better thing that I do, than I have ever done.”
5. "The aim of love is to love: Neymar, and no less."
6. Mr Gorbachev, shoot past that wall
7. SCOOORRRREEEEEE! Oops, not. Headache.
8. Cadet Hotspurs.
9. I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't call football "soccer". I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them. --John Wayne
10. Son of a Pitch
11. "Red Card gives you wings!"
12. "I will fight neymar forever!" ... Chief Joseph of the Nevr Flopp

 

[beginish]

In honour of the World Cup ... corrupt a saying/motto/quote with soccer/football ...

1. Like a FIFA in the night
2. Striker while the iron is hot
3. Left out in the coooooooooooooooollllllllllllldddddd!
4. “It is a VAR, VAR better thing that I do, than I have ever done.”
5. "The aim of love is to love: Neymar, and no less."
6. Mr Gorbachev, shoot past that wall
7. SCOOORRRREEEEEE! Oops, not. Headache.
8. Cadet Hotspurs.
9. I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't call football "soccer". I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them. --John Wayne
10. Son of a Pitch
11. "Red Card gives you wings!"
12. "I will fight neymar forever!" ... Chief Joseph of the Nevr Flopp
13. Messi Marvin