Baker's Dozen-Corrupt a Title-Books Edition

[Atlantic59]

Take your book into the kitchen

1. The Man in the Cast Iron Mask - Alexandre Dumas
2. Three Men and a Gravy Boat ... Jerome K Jerome
3. Mutiny Over the Bounty ... Charles Nordhoff
4. The Art of the Dough ... Donald Trump
5. The Goulash Achipelago . . . Aleksandr Solzhekitchen
6. The Common Sense Book of Julia Child Care ... Dr. Benjamin Speck
7. To Confit a Mockingbird ... Harper Lee
8. In Search of Lost Thyme ... Marcel Proust
9. War and Peas . . . Leo Tolstoy
10. The Confectionist Manifesto ... Karl Marx
11. The Grapefruits of Wrath ... John Steinbeck

 

[Alacrity59]

Take your book into the kitchen

1. The Man in the Cast Iron Mask - Alexandre Dumas
2. Three Men and a Gravy Boat ... Jerome K Jerome
3. Mutiny Over the Bounty ... Charles Nordhoff
4. The Art of the Dough ... Donald Trump
5. The Goulash Achipelago . . . Aleksandr Solzhekitchen
6. The Common Sense Book of Julia Child Care ... Dr. Benjamin Speck
7. To Confit a Mockingbird ... Harper Lee
8. In Search of Lost Thyme ... Marcel Proust
9. War and Peas . . . Leo Tolstoy
10. The Confectionist Manifesto ... Karl Marx
11. The Grapefruits of Wrath ... John Steinbeck
12. Moby Spotted Dick . . . Melville

 

[Atlantic59]

Take your book into the kitchen

1. The Man in the Cast Iron Mask - Alexandre Dumas
2. Three Men and a Gravy Boat ... Jerome K Jerome
3. Mutiny Over the Bounty ... Charles Nordhoff
4. The Art of the Dough ... Donald Trump
5. The Goulash Achipelago . . . Aleksandr Solzhekitchen
6. The Common Sense Book of Julia Child Care ... Dr. Benjamin Speck
7. To Confit a Mockingbird ... Harper Lee
8. In Search of Lost Thyme ... Marcel Proust
9. War and Peas . . . Leo Tolstoy
10. The Confectionist Manifesto ... Karl Marx
11. The Grapefruits of Wrath ... John Steinbeck
12. Moby Spotted Dick . . . Melville
13. Rosemary Poppins ... P. L. Travers

 

[Atlantic59]

Your movie is taking out the garbage...

1. Oliver Twist-tie

 

[Alacrity59]

Your book is taking out the garbage...

1. Oliver Twist-tie
2. The Garbage Shipping News

 

[mrlandpirate]

Your book is taking out the garbage...

1. Oliver Twist-tie
2. The Garbage Shipping News
3. Dumpster Diver Down

 

[Doc4]

Your book is taking out the garbage...

1. Oliver Twist-tie
2. The Garbage Shipping News
3. Dumpster Diver Down
4. The Five Bins (the Samurai art of recycling)

 

[Shavely Manden]

Your book is taking out the garbage...

1. Oliver Twist-tie
2. The Garbage Shipping News
3. Dumpster Diver Down
4. The Five Bins (the Samurai art of recycling)
5. The Red Badge of Garbage

 

[Doc4]

Your book is taking out the garbage...

1. Oliver Twist-tie
2. The Garbage Shipping News
3. Dumpster Diver Down
4. The Five Bins (the Samurai art of recycling)
5. The Red Badge of Garbage
6. Dustbinners ... James Joyce

 

[beginish]

Your book is taking out the garbage...

1. Oliver Twist-tie
2. The Garbage Shipping News
3. Dumpster Diver Down
4. The Five Bins (the Samurai art of recycling)
5. The Red Badge of Garbage
6. Dustbinners ... James Joyce
7. The Wounded Landfill - Stephen R. Donaldson

 

[Doc4]

Your book is taking out the garbage...

1. Oliver Twist-tie
2. The Garbage Shipping News
3. Dumpster Diver Down
4. The Five Bins (the Samurai art of recycling)
5. The Red Badge of Garbage
6. Dustbinners ... James Joyce
7. The Wounded Landfill - Stephen R. Donaldson
8. Three Men and a Junk ... Jerome K. Jerome

 

[Shavely Manden]

Your book is taking out the garbage...

1. Oliver Twist-tie
2. The Garbage Shipping News
3. Dumpster Diver Down
4. The Five Bins (the Samurai art of recycling)
5. The Red Badge of Garbage
6. Dustbinners ... James Joyce
7. The Wounded Landfill - Stephen R. Donaldson
8. Three Men and a Junk ... Jerome K. Jerome
9. Paradise Thrown Out ... John Milton

 

[Doc4]

Your book is taking out the garbage...

1. Oliver Twist-tie
2. The Garbage Shipping News
3. Dumpster Diver Down
4. The Five Bins (the Samurai art of recycling)
5. The Red Badge of Garbage
6. Dustbinners ... James Joyce
7. The Wounded Landfill - Stephen R. Donaldson
8. Three Men and a Junk ... Jerome K. Jerome
9. Paradise Thrown Out ... John Milton
10. Brideshead Reduced, Reused, Recycled ... Evelyn Waugh

 

[beginish]

Your book is taking out the garbage...

1. Oliver Twist-tie
2. The Garbage Shipping News
3. Dumpster Diver Down
4. The Five Bins (the Samurai art of recycling)
5. The Red Badge of Garbage
6. Dustbinners ... James Joyce
7. The Wounded Landfill - Stephen R. Donaldson
8. Three Men and a Junk ... Jerome K. Jerome
9. Paradise Thrown Out ... John Milton
10. Brideshead Reduced, Reused, Recycled ... Evelyn Waugh
11. The Scow of Pooh - Benjamin Hoff

 

[Alacrity59]

Your book is taking out the garbage...

1. Oliver Twist-tie
2. The Garbage Shipping News
3. Dumpster Diver Down
4. The Five Bins (the Samurai art of recycling)
5. The Red Badge of Garbage
6. Dustbinners ... James Joyce
7. The Wounded Landfill - Stephen R. Donaldson
8. Three Men and a Junk ... Jerome K. Jerome
9. Paradise Thrown Out ... John Milton
10. Brideshead Reduced, Reused, Recycled ... Evelyn Waugh
11. The Scow of Pooh - Benjamin Hoff
12. The smelly Package . . . Rafael Silva

 

[Atlantic59]

Your book is taking out the garbage...

1. Oliver Twist-tie
2. The Garbage Shipping News
3. Dumpster Diver Down
4. The Five Bins (the Samurai art of recycling)
5. The Red Badge of Garbage
6. Dustbinners ... James Joyce
7. The Wounded Landfill - Stephen R. Donaldson
8. Three Men and a Junk ... Jerome K. Jerome
9. Paradise Thrown Out ... John Milton
10. Brideshead Reduced, Reused, Recycled ... Evelyn Waugh
11. The Scow of Pooh - Benjamin Hoff
12. The smelly Package . . . Rafael Silva
13. One Hundred Years of Servitude ... Gabriel Garcia Marquez

 

[Atlantic59]

Your book is cleaning windows...

1. Windex Dreams

 

[Alacrity59]

Your book is cleaning windows...

1. Windex Dreams
2. A room with a clean window view

 

[Doc4]

Your book is cleaning windows...

1. Windex Dreams
2. A room with a clean window view
3. Will In The Windows ... Kenneth Grahame

 

[beginish]

Your book is cleaning windows...

1. Windex Dreams
2. A room with a clean window view
3. Will In The Windows ... Kenneth Grahame
4. The Double Hung - José Saramago