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mrlandpirate

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mrlandpirate

Got lucky with dead badgers
For me the best day of the year is December 26th 365 days till christmas.
 
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Do not celebrate the religious part, but sorta like the gift exchange concept. Problem is, I am really good at finding very special, individual specific gifts. Unfortunately there is limited reciprocity. End result is I give great gifts and receive crappy ones. Being on the receiving end of a doormat, or a boom box, or a Santa coffee mug is no great thrill. My dissatisfaction no doubt both colors the holiday and speaks to my shallow and superficial character. If I were a better person I would be delighted to have a new Santa mug. Bah Humbug!
 
The high point of the holiday season is when I put away all the lights and decorations... seems like the first day of spring.
 
The high point of the holiday season is when I put away all the lights and decorations... seems like the first day of spring.

My high point so far was when my mother, mother-in-law and sister-in-law left after Thanksgiving. Made me want to do Thanksgiving all over again.......without them.
 
My high point so far was when my mother, mother-in-law and sister-in-law left after Thanksgiving. Made me want to do Thanksgiving all over again.......without them.
I saw a great sign last week: "Thanksgiving: a perfectly good day off, ruined by family" :a14:
 
Ama
I saw a great sign last week: "Thanksgiving: a perfectly good day off, ruined by family" :a14:

Amazingly my self centered and overbearing mother, my blitheringly moronic mother-in-law and my drunken pot smoking idiot sister-in-law have ruined what used to be my favorite holiday within a matter of 2 short years. And my wife agrees. Looking forward to changing things up.
 
I don't like it for many reasons.

-You are expected to spend money on people you never see any other time of the year.
-You have to spend time with those same people.
-You go out of your way to find just the right thing for the few people you want to do something for, and basically get :censored: on for your effort.
-I really hate Christmas music and in the sticks we get 6 radio stations. 3 are country (which I dislike almost as much as Christmas music), one of the others has been playing it since November first, and another since just before Thanksgiving.
-If you try to be polite and say "Merry Christmas", some people get all butt hurt and offended.
-If you play it cautious and say "happy holidays", others get all butt hurt and offended.
-If you don't say anything, people get all but hurt and offended.
-Christmas lights were designed just to :censored: people off trying to untangle them and hunt burnt bulbs.
-Despite anything I do, I'm always the :censored: because I don't like the stress and fake "caring" associated with it.

It is nothing but a bunch of commercialized crap anymore that has been shoved in my face since before Halloween.
I'm sick of it already.
 
I don't like it for many reasons.

-You are expected to spend money on people you never see any other time of the year.
-You have to spend time with those same people.
-You go out of your way to find just the right thing for the few people you want to do something for, and basically get :censored: on for your effort.
-I really hate Christmas music and in the sticks we get 6 radio stations. 3 are country (which I dislike almost as much as Christmas music), one of the others has been playing it since November first, and another since just before Thanksgiving.
-If you try to be polite and say "Merry Christmas", some people get all butt hurt and offended.
-If you play it cautious and say "happy holidays", others get all butt hurt and offended.
-If you don't say anything, people get all but hurt and offended.
-Christmas lights were designed just to :censored: people off trying to untangle them and hunt burnt bulbs.
-Despite anything I do, I'm always the :censored: because I don't like the stress and fake "caring" associated with it.

It is nothing but a bunch of commercialized crap anymore that has been shoved in my face since before Halloween.
I'm sick of it already.
Pretty much nailed it. Hypocrisy on a stick.
 
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Six radio stations? Dude, you are a prime candidate for Sirius XM and/or Spotify. I am in a similar situation here in Ruralmania, Appalachia...could not exist without satellite radio.
Oh...and up here, it is “Merry Christmas”...period.
 
@sfeile
Six radio stations? Dude, you are a prime candidate for Sirius XM and/or Spotify. I am in a similar situation here in Ruralmania, Appalachia...could not exist without satellite radio.
Oh...and up here, it is “Merry Christmas”...period.
I had Sirius for quite a while. Was great when I was traveling for work. Then they merged with XM, and believe it or not the reception went down. There were places I had been driving with no issues before the merge, then as soon as they merged, I got a lot of black-out areas.
Then the freaking DJ's started talking so much, it was just as bad as normal radio. So now I just plug my phone in and use it as an MP3 player.

I guess it's not just Christmas..... I'm an ornery old :censored: all the time it seems..... :blink:
 
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