My daughter and I were watching an animal show on TV that followed a badger through his day. Apart from admiring his thick, winter coat, I noticed that he was quite a plump little fellow. Since we're already using his fur, I found myself wondering what happens to his fat. I poked around Google for a while, only to learn that the well-known Badger Balm doesn't actually contain any badger products at all. I did find quotes from old books that talked about ointments made out of badger fat, and a couple of Russian websites that seem to be selling it by the capsule.
Gentlemen, this is an opportunity for us to redefine wetshaving. Let's stop this senseless waste of good badger tallow. Can't you imagine yourself in the morning, a faint smile playing across your lips, lathering up a nice rich puck of badger soap with your badger brush? The mind reels...
Gentlemen, this is an opportunity for us to redefine wetshaving. Let's stop this senseless waste of good badger tallow. Can't you imagine yourself in the morning, a faint smile playing across your lips, lathering up a nice rich puck of badger soap with your badger brush? The mind reels...