As I was remarking on the impressively creative literary talents present on this board, I got the idea to start an Edward George Bulwer-Lytton Great Shaving Novel contest. If you are not aware, there is an annual contest for the worst opening sentence to a novel that is held by the English Department at San Jose State Univ. (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulwer-Lytton_Fiction_Contest)
Bulwer-Lytton was the 19th century British popular novelist who started his novel "Paul Clifford" with the oft-quoted line:
"It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents, except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness."
What if Bulwer-Lytton wrote a shaving novel?? So here we go with a contest to come up with the best (worst) opening line to a novel with the important caveat is that it has to be shaving related!
Bulwer-Lytton was the 19th century British popular novelist who started his novel "Paul Clifford" with the oft-quoted line:
"It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents, except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness."
What if Bulwer-Lytton wrote a shaving novel?? So here we go with a contest to come up with the best (worst) opening line to a novel with the important caveat is that it has to be shaving related!