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Attention all Bearders. The Beard King Beard Bib.

Do you see getting one

  • I already have my credit card out.

  • Not a Snowballs Chance

  • If my wife buys it for me I will use it

  • If my wife buys it, the dog will destroy it.


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The young lady? :laugh:

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I'd give her my credit card , check book , write checks , even bad ones ! haha ! ... *tongue hanging out* (sorry) WHEW ! A weakness ....
Forgive me LORD and give me strength !
 
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The guy in the video should either grow an actual beard or learn to shave.

+1 that's pretty much what I thought too.


Im going to invent a mini bulldozer to clear all of the women's crap off the bathroom counter. Why should the man be reduced to wearing a bib so he doesn't get whisker shavings in her makeup kit?

Hell no!

For just $39.95, you can order the Seraphim "Clean Sweep" (batteries not included). This remote controlled combination bulldozer and wrecking ball will help you reclaim YOUR shave den! Are you going to idly stand by while she institutes her rules upon the bathroom? Next thing you know she'll be saying that you'll have to pee sitting down for the sake "of equality".

If she leaves out her compact, blast that thang right into the hopper! Hair brush left out? Well, she won't make that mistake again...

Operators are standing by...

"Beard King"? Hardly. That guy is letting his lady call all the shots, he is at best the Court Jester at her beck and call.
 
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