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One thing i've really started to notice/enjoy about wet shaving, is how women cant resist the facesturbation. swmbo strokes my face ALL the time, and women i meet/friends always try and pinch, smell, stroke my face.
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I absolutely love it. I've had women ask me what my secret is, and how i can keep my skin in better shape than them. I simply smile.
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all vanity aside though, i do think one of the biggest perks to wetshaving is the impact it has on complexion, and skin health. Especially for you younger guys, your significant others (and you) will be thanking you for taking such good care of yourselves down the road.
 
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I agree, although since starting DE shaving my face has been in worse condition than normal, as I only have a few shaves under my belt.

But for a few months now I've been using a brush and soap/cream, and I've been able to achieve a wonderfully close, comfortable, irriation-free shave, no wiskers even when brushing up against the grain, with a two-bladed cartrage razor.

At that point my skin was so soft, and it's definietly great for the skin's health.
 
I agree, although since starting DE shaving my face has been in worse condition than normal, as I only have a few shaves under my belt.

But for a few months now I've been using a brush and soap/cream, and I've been able to achieve a wonderfully close, comfortable, irriation-free shave, no wiskers even when brushing up against the grain, with a two-bladed cartrage razor.

At that point my skin was so soft, and it's definietly great for the skin's health.

i definitely know the pain you speak of, the first week was hell, the second was hell on steroids. It got better when i figured out how to get the lather just right, and from there, the pressure and angle. It takes time till you stop taking layers of skin off with the de, but once you get it down, oh boy is it worth it. All the best on your journey!
 
Hah, now I'm worried about the second week!
At least I have a good grasp on prep and lathering, I really think that's why I've been able to get such a not-too-bleedingly-scarily-terrible shave.
But yeah, there's still a lot of skill needing to be acquired.

At least I'm enjoying it.
Thanks for the best wishes.
 
Hah, now I'm worried about the second week!
At least I have a good grasp on prep and lathering, I really think that's why I've been able to get such a not-too-bleedingly-scarily-terrible shave.
But yeah, there's still a lot of skill needing to be acquired.

At least I'm enjoying it.
Thanks for the best wishes.

you know i didn't cut myself with a de till about a month in, and i got a few weepers atg. it was just WAY to much pressure. I was shaving my face raw, and taking off a little skin with every shave. It was an additive effect. I lift weights and have heavy hands, so it took me a while to train myself not to trat the razor like a 40lb dumbbell.

The fact you have the lather down puts you miles ahead of the game. I found shaving every other day helped give my skin some time to recover during the rough times.

Stick with it, its definitely worth it.
 
women i meet/friends always try and pinch, smell, stroke my face.

So, do you actively invite your female friends to do this? I have never had any friends try to pinch or stroke my face or even pay attention to my shave in any way that I noticed.
 
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Hah, now I'm worried about the second week!
At least I have a good grasp on prep and lathering, I really think that's why I've been able to get such a not-too-bleedingly-scarily-terrible shave.
But yeah, there's still a lot of skill needing to be acquired.

At least I'm enjoying it.
Thanks for the best wishes.

I'm still bleeding and getting weepers and I'm about 7 weeks in. It's all about prep and technique.
 
So, do you actively invite your female friends to do this? I have never had any friends try to pinch or stroke my face or even pay attention to my shave in any way that I noticed.
+1 and I am jealous. :mad3:
Me too!!!! :cursing:
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*runs like hell out of thread*

no invitations, just a bbs shave. Sometimes its from an initial hug when i greet them, cheek to cheek they feel a baby's ***. Other times i'll do one of these :em2400: and the rest of the night they're finding excuses to touch it.

One time in a physics lab :lol: a pen from alfred over at fendrihan started a conversation about it, and the gal sitting beside me damn near raped me after the first touch.
 
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My wife definitely comments on how much better and younger my skin looks now that I'm wetshaving and using a toner and moisturizer. Can't say as I've had any female friends ask to stroke my face...yet...
 
Oh yea wetshaving is just like a TAG commercial...

You walk down the street and women start piling up on top of you! :001_tt1:
 
Oh yea wetshaving is just like a TAG commercial...

You walk down the street and women start piling up on top of you! :001_tt1:

Yep. That TAG stuff is crap. But have a shave and throw on a bit of Bay Rum or Old Spice and I always get the "MY GOD you smell good" from the ladies. :biggrin:
 
I agree, my girlfriend is all over me as soon as I've finished my shower/shave. She can't keep her hands off my face or stop kissing it:biggrin: Great way to start the day :w00t:
 
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