DrBob, this isn't looking good for you. You can admit to us, you know. Your secret is safe here.
Just like your urinique pastime?
Exactly.
Don't forget to say "Bad boy" in a firm tone and to lightly swat him with a rolled up newspaper.
You're only saying that bcz Skklog is your brother.
It's not my fault he took it too literally when he was told he took after our mom.