I've finally scored a stick of Arko. I ordered it along with a number of other items from G. just for curiosity's sake as it's cheap and the shipping would be minimal.
Oh. My. Goodness.
Nothing I have read was adequate preparation for the assault this stuff launched on my olfactory centers. It is a staggeringly foul concoction.
I will probably shave with it soon just from sheer perversion; and I do want to check out the lather for which it's praised.
I've read some pretty clever descriptions of the scent of humble Arko. I thought it might be fun to gather them in one thread.
First thing that went through my mind was, "This is what the Roswell aliens must have smelled like when they started to rot."
Oh. My. Goodness.
Nothing I have read was adequate preparation for the assault this stuff launched on my olfactory centers. It is a staggeringly foul concoction.
I will probably shave with it soon just from sheer perversion; and I do want to check out the lather for which it's praised.
I've read some pretty clever descriptions of the scent of humble Arko. I thought it might be fun to gather them in one thread.
First thing that went through my mind was, "This is what the Roswell aliens must have smelled like when they started to rot."