Anyone have any good suggestions for an anniversary gift for my wife? This will be our 6 yr anniversary. I have some ideas, but I thought I would take suggestions from yews alls.
This certificate entitles the bearer to a free car wash.
This certificate entitles the bearer to dinner and a movie of her choice.
This certificate entitles the bearer to a day of house cleaning.
This certificate entitles the bearer to a day of "Honey-Do's" with no complaints.
This certificate entitles the bearer to a custom-cooked candle-lit dinner at home, with viewing rights to the rental movie of her choice and a night of hot passionate love-making.
Don't ask me. When I explained to my wife that tradition called for a first anniversary gift of paper, she thought I was going to give her money.
"But honey, this a ream of 500 sheets of genuine white paper suitable for making copies or being written upon!!"
Tried that. You know what having 500 paper cuts feels like?
"But honey, this a ream of 500 sheets of genuine white paper suitable for making copies or being written upon!!"
And I have an idea or two about what she might write!
Randy