after a good shave you find a "spot"

[bythbook]

Scenario -

you've had your luxurious Saturday morning shave.
you've applied your healing balms and ointments and expensive stinkums.
you've put away all the gear and poured your second cup.
With a morning smooch, SO confirms you got "that spot" that often irritates.

You're browsing B&B - idly faceturbating.

Your self-satisfied BBS smile freezes on your face.... you stop.

Under your chin, hidden in a little crevice of "it's-character-it's-not-middle-age-chubbiness..." you discover... a little rough patch.

This is not the kind of rough patch that Mr. and Mrs. T. Woods find themselves in... it's not the rough patch that the world economy is struggling through - it's just the nubbins of two or five facial hairs - just enough nubbins to force revocation of the morning's Declaration of BBS.



The question then, brother B&B-ers:

What would YOU do?


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[cooltide]

i would buy a cat

 

[bythbook]

i would buy a cat

got one. she laughs at me (and doesn't like my aftershave).

NEXT!

 

[TravelingMan82]

Head back into the bathroom and do it all over again? Hell it's Saturday morning, I'm sure you have earned 2 nice shaves for the weekend?

 

[jpkunst]

Leave it alone and get back to it tomorrow morning.

 

[rod251]

Call it "near BBS" and get on with enjoying my Saturday. Then go at it again tomorrow.

 

[alejandro]

You're browsing B&B - idly faceturbating.

Wow! You are really into shaving.

 

[longwings]

Call it "near BBS" and get on with enjoying my Saturday. Then go at it again tomorrow.

+1 Enjoy the rest of the weekend and that looong shave tomorrow morning.

 

[bythbook]

Wow! You are really into shaving.

I would point out that you're here, too!

(are you touching your face...?)


hahahhahaha

 

[njpaddy]

I've got one or two little prickly hairs on my lower neck that refuse to be cut so they get the tweezers as needed. But if an area really bugged me, I'd get out the Sensor Excel and dry shave it. But don't tell anyone here.

 

[Mink]

Clearly, you need to buy another razor, try another blade or a different honemeister, change to tallow soaps, try all the pre-shave oils, and rewatch all the mantic videos. This is a problem man, and you can't let it spoil another shave!!!

 

[GFlanagan3]

Scenario -

you've had your luxurious Saturday morning shave.
you've applied your healing balms and ointments and expensive stinkums.
you've put away all the gear and poured your second cup.
With a morning smooch, SO confirms you got "that spot" that often irritates.

You're browsing B&B - idly faceturbating.

Your self-satisfied BBS smile freezes on your face.... you stop.

Under your chin, hidden in a little crevice of "it's-character-it's-not-middle-age-chubbiness..." you discover... a little rough patch.

This is not the kind of rough patch that Mr. and Mrs. T. Woods find themselves in... it's not the rough patch that the world economy is struggling through - it's just the nubbins of two or five facial hairs - just enough nubbins to force revocation of the morning's Declaration of BBS.



The question then, brother B&B-ers:

What would YOU do?


,

not to be the heretic here...but it is SATURDAY and you don't HAVE to shave (yea....I know!) but I'd just buff it if it bothered me enough..if not I'd just enjoy my Saturday

 

[theinternot]

+1 Faceturbating FTW!!

 

[JPM]

Run to the utensil drawer, grab a butterknife and scrap off. If you don't have to break out the razor again, it's still BBS.

 

[bythbook]

Run to the utensil drawer, grab a butterknife and scrap off. If you don't have to break out the razor again, it's still BBS.

I LIKE IT!

Good answer! [butterknife secured....]

 

[cellopudding]

Scenario -


You're browsing B&B - idly faceturbating.

,

I hope you do that over the counter...that's gotta be a mess to get out of the carpet!

 

[Ru4scuba?]

I'd do some shots of brown liquor, play with my shot guns, field-dress a cat and look for women...

 

[calcustom]

I'd call it a DFS, make a note of the spot, grab another cup of coffee and read some more posts.

 

[TravelingMan82]

I'd do some shots of brown liquor, play with my shot guns, field-dress a cat and look for women...

Thank you for the laugh.

 

[Will P.C.]

If the rest of my face was beautifully BBS shaved, I would have to go back and get out the razor. Scoop a little cream on my finger, rub it on my face, and shave the hell out of that spot.

Despite that fact, I don't shave on Sat or Sun.