Let us hope that he did this before the opportunity to reproduce, thereby further polluting the gene pool...Austin said:What a moron. It was funny anyway.
Arby said:Sometime around 2002 an experiment was conducted a British company called The LaughLab. The goal was to find the worlds funniest joke. People around the world were invited to judge jokes on an Internet site as well as contribute their own. Their research attracted more than 40,000 jokes and almost two million ratings.
And this is the result...
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
Ron