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5 blades - insanity!

http://money.cnn.com/2005/09/14/news/fortune500/gillette/index.htm

http://www.gillettenews.com/men/index_fusion.htm

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Now its got microchips, battery indicator, a razor on the back, and a $10 for 2-pack cost! It even has a light that turns on every time you shave called the "rip-off" indicator.

Sad thing is, I'm probably gonna shell out 20 weeks of Merkurs because i "have to try it".
 
Jeftichew said:
http://money.cnn.com/2005/09/14/news/fortune500/gillette/index.htm

http://www.gillettenews.com/men/index_fusion.htm

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Now its got microchips, battery indicator, a razor on the back, and a $10 for 2-pack cost! It even has a light that turns on every time you shave called the "rip-off" indicator.

Sad thing is, I'm probably gonna shell out 20 weeks of Merkurs because i "have to try it".

If I were Shick - i'd say "screw it" and make a 20 bladed "super double platinum extreme 20" razor - just to **** Gillette off. Maybe add an integral laser pointer, and a r/c car conversion kit. :001_tt2:
 
seeing this reminds me of how i once used the m3, then went on to use the m3 power, thinking that i was moving forward in the world of shaving.

i now know that i don't have to buy any "new trinkets." just old-school ones....
 
It's interesting that it has a single blade on the back for precision work under the nose, etc.

I think the next logical step is to make one entire wall of your bathroom a matrix of razor blades, and you would shave by jumping up and down next to it.... :scared:
 
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too funny:biggrin:
 
joel said:
If I were Shick - i'd say "screw it" and make a 20 bladed "super double platinum extreme 20" razor - just to **** Gillette off. Maybe add an integral laser pointer, and a r/c car conversion kit. :001_tt2:
You forgot the T.V. remote & the cup holder!
 
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