Good evening, Sabbatical Trekkers. I'll be departing the vessel at the nearest starbase this weekend and calling it a two month sabbatical. It's a personal decision that's hardware related. I wish you all the best of luck in your future sabbatical efforts. Q'apla!
There once was a man who loved shaving.
He said, "I’ll get through the Sabbatical by trading!"
It was tempting at first,
But not quite the worst,
He couldn't resist other members’ ravings.
Q’apla!