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  1. threevok

    Pirate Jokes (especially the corny ones)

    What is a pirate's favorite lobbying organization? A.A.R.P.
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    Clams never help one another.

    They're shellfish.
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    It's the End of the World As We Know It

    We're a band of survivors in an apocalyptic setting. How would the person above you contribute to or hamper the group? There may be zombies, and insults.
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    Another bad day.

    I really need to start keeping the toothpaste and Preparation-H in separate drawers.
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    I'm reading an autobiography about this guy who lives forever

    I'm not even halfway done yet.
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    Two planks were sitting on a dock

    One said to the other, "I'm board".
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    I hollered, "Don't look, Ethel!"

    But it was too late. She'd already been mooned.
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    New Restaurant Called "The Library"

    A new restaurant opened in the Sky Ute Casino last week. A couple of dine and dashers tried to make reservations but they were booked.
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    Shout Out For Gout

    Starting my 3rd month of gout in my toe next to my big toe. Feel like I've lost half my summer. I think it's the Xarelto I'm taking for the bilateral pulmonary embolism I enjoyed in July. Anyone else?
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    In The Year 2525

    If man is still alive If woman can survive They may find: (Insert your witty comment here)
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    Well, I Didn't Die.

    Thought I was having a heart attack Monday. Went to the ER and have blood clots in both legs and lungs. No fun but could be worse. Anyone else?
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    Life is hard

    The toilet paper roll in a our bathroom hangs right over the heat vent. It makes the paper super dry and uncomfy. How is your life hard?
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    10 Cloverfield Lane

    Didn't see that ending coming.
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    I'm Never Sick

    Except now. Day 4 of fever. Work deadline on Friday. I'm not complaining since I'm never sick. I'm more just whining.
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    I Don't Love My Gillette 40s Super Speed

    Don't hate me, I keep trying but I just can't get a close, comfortable shave. For example, I used a Voskhod Friday morning. Had a few weepers and remaining stubble under my chin as usual with the SS. This Sunday morning I put the same blade in my Parker Variant setting 2 and had a BBS shave with...
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    Arko Cool

    Man I dig this scent. I have the aftershave lotion in a glass bottle that I got from Amazon in set; never have seen it anywhere else. I also have the aftershave cream which is thick and has a strong scent. Just put on the aftershave balm which also has a strong scent and I have a tube of Cool...
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    Pharmapacks Decent Pricing

    These guys seem to have good prices on some of the stuff we use. I ordered the following items with $3.98 shipping. Free shipping for $49+ orders. I've been jonesing for some Williams but couldn't find it locally and internet prices make it no fun. $.97 a puck seems like a bargain. Decent...
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    Baker's Dozen - Corrupt a T.V. Series Edition

    Just what we needed, another time vortex. A beloved T.V. series takes a turn for the worse: 1. The Andy Grifter Show
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    Looking for camera that takes blurry pictures

    I have some razors I'd like to sell on eBay and I need a camera that takes blurry pictures so the blemishes are hidden. It's an art I guess.