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  1. JonEdangerousli

    FREE B&B Gear!

    d I have not. In the words of my dearly departed friend Lewis Grizzard "It's a ho-ax", LOL.
  2. JonEdangerousli

    What are you listening to?

    Great. Now I have "Here I go Again" stuck in my head. Earworm. Oh well, it could be worse...
  3. JonEdangerousli

    Rolls Razor?

    I am definitely interested. I'll even help you edit it, LOL.
  4. JonEdangerousli

    What annoys you?

    They THREW me in to pub-lick...
  5. JonEdangerousli

    What annoys you?

    "Coming up on the 5 o'clock news, a man was dragged to death today by a maniac in a jeep"
  6. JonEdangerousli

    Need Help With Blood

    LOL! First post in this thread! Welcome aboard. Don't let this bother you. It's bound to happen to everyone at least on some level. Just think what a great story it'll make...
  7. JonEdangerousli

    Need Help With Blood

    You are correct. I would have given credit to the author but I couldn't remember which farker first said it. If you know I'll edit and give proper credit.
  8. JonEdangerousli

    Need Help With Blood

    I don't know. I am working really hard right now in my life to not make assumptions. Given that he's in school he's probably in his early 20's at most, but I was 39 when I got my bachelor's... Then again, as hot as she is, even at 57, I would have hit it when I was 20... Like the fist of an...
  9. JonEdangerousli

    Need Help With Blood

    Yeah, THAT'S the ticket! Just make the girl Morgan Fairchild. /apologies to Jon Lovitz //original skit transcript
  10. JonEdangerousli

    Need Help With Blood

    Ah, just make up a good story about how you got the scar. Make it way over the top so it'll be believable.
  11. JonEdangerousli

    Creative ideas for blade disposal?

    I save them for Halloween
  12. JonEdangerousli

    Hand Washing

    I apologize if someone else has already posted this, I didn't read all the thread: I try to avoid p*ssing on my hands. /obligatory
  13. JonEdangerousli

    What annoys you?

    I found that people stopped sending them to me when I took their email address and signed them up for a ton of email newsletters. My favorite one years ago was to sign them up for the "gay quaker news"...
  14. JonEdangerousli

    Williams soap?

    Welcome aboard Mason! Mama Bear's soaps are first rate, as are Colleen's at thegentlemensquarter.com. Can't go wrong with either.
  15. JonEdangerousli

    What annoys you?

    I've discovered a solution to your problem. The solution is in your post.
  16. JonEdangerousli

    What annoys you?

    You just hit on another of the things that really annoy me: People talking/texting/etc while driving. People that barely have enough skill to operate a motor vehicle under the best circumstances then distracted with trying to think and talk on the phone at the same time. You know, morons...
  17. JonEdangerousli

    What annoys you?

    Actually depending on the state you're in and the situation bicycles have up to the entire lane. I can't speak to what your friend does. We have *ssholes that ride bikes too, probably in a similar proportion to those that drive autos. And depending on the situation having your 5000 lb auto on...
  18. JonEdangerousli

    What annoys you?

    Women that leave the seat down... Actually, long ago I determined the best course of action was to always lower both the seat AND the lid. Keeps down the bacteria count in the bathroom air, keeps pets out, and it requires her to do as much work as it does me.
  19. JonEdangerousli

    Bigfoots feet won’t fit in the shower ??

    On a related note, I once spent a week in an Appalachian town (which shall remain nameless to protect the inbred) that was the place where they invented the toothbrush. If they'd invented it anywhere else it would have been called a "teethbrush". :001_tongu
  20. JonEdangerousli

    Bigfoots feet won’t fit in the shower ??

    +1 I came here to say something similar, but I can't really improve on Bruce's comment.
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