How did that happen?
I literally feel sick now.
Oh no! What happened?!?
Please tell me you are about to spring an "April Fools!" on us. Please, please, please . . . .
I wish it were a joke. I went out to smoke- I have a chair just inside the garage door. I hit the clicker, the door opens, and one foot from me is a possum. It startled me, and I dropped the pipe. Nasty damn animals.