Since the Irish moos is no longer manufactured.....I propose the same blend (not sure of their ingredient list) but name it "Irish moose tracks"
"Absinthe Makes the Shave Grow Fonder"
Then by all means, enter! It's awesome stuff and suuuuuper icy. I might just use it tonight come to think of it....
How about one with incense / spice notes. The:
Witch's *****