Stubbed a toe against the bathroom door just after getting out of bed.
Grazed my baldy head against the car tailgate because I didn't allow enough time for it to raise to full height.
Took the dogs for a run on the beach in typical windy west coast of Scotland conditions. The boy took a dump so I fumbled with the poo bag and picked up his deposit. Just as I was about to tie the bag closed a sudden gust of wind inverted the damn thing, propelling its contents against my running jacket.
Got back home covered in rain and sweat (and the other thing), thoroughly ready for a hot shower and relaxing shave. Didn't think to check that the handle was screwed home properly before I put the razor to my face. Somehow it had loosened just enough to release pressure on the blade. My face now resembles a patchwork quilt made out of toilet paper.
Biggest mistake today? Getting out of bed.
Grazed my baldy head against the car tailgate because I didn't allow enough time for it to raise to full height.
Took the dogs for a run on the beach in typical windy west coast of Scotland conditions. The boy took a dump so I fumbled with the poo bag and picked up his deposit. Just as I was about to tie the bag closed a sudden gust of wind inverted the damn thing, propelling its contents against my running jacket.
Got back home covered in rain and sweat (and the other thing), thoroughly ready for a hot shower and relaxing shave. Didn't think to check that the handle was screwed home properly before I put the razor to my face. Somehow it had loosened just enough to release pressure on the blade. My face now resembles a patchwork quilt made out of toilet paper.
Biggest mistake today? Getting out of bed.