Hear me out.
If the raid on Area 51 happens (it won’t) and if they liberate the aliens held there (they won’t) then these aliens will need shaving supplies.
I know what you’re thinking. “This is crazy. I have never even seen an image of an alien with facial hair”. Ask yourself this, “How many pictures have you seen of WW2 era men, in uniform or dressed for work, with beards?”. I believe that the lack of images of aliens with facial hair proves definitely that aliens are, at the very least meticulous about grooming. They may even be Shaving Enthusiasts!
Can you imagine traveling half way across the galaxy, being captured, then finally liberated only to find out that the only shaving supplies available were overpriced carts and canned goo? As the planets premiere shaving community, we the members of B&B, have a moral obligation to welcome these fellow shavers to freedom on Earth with the finest shaving supplies available.
We don’t need to take action yet but we should be ‘spit balling’ solutions. PIF’s? Adopt an Alien shaver? Which Proraso Preshave for Aliens?
Any thoughts?
;D
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If the raid on Area 51 happens (it won’t) and if they liberate the aliens held there (they won’t) then these aliens will need shaving supplies.
I know what you’re thinking. “This is crazy. I have never even seen an image of an alien with facial hair”. Ask yourself this, “How many pictures have you seen of WW2 era men, in uniform or dressed for work, with beards?”. I believe that the lack of images of aliens with facial hair proves definitely that aliens are, at the very least meticulous about grooming. They may even be Shaving Enthusiasts!
Can you imagine traveling half way across the galaxy, being captured, then finally liberated only to find out that the only shaving supplies available were overpriced carts and canned goo? As the planets premiere shaving community, we the members of B&B, have a moral obligation to welcome these fellow shavers to freedom on Earth with the finest shaving supplies available.
We don’t need to take action yet but we should be ‘spit balling’ solutions. PIF’s? Adopt an Alien shaver? Which Proraso Preshave for Aliens?
Any thoughts?
;D
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